Birdemic: Shock and Terror. 2010 color. Rifftrax Live. (Skipped the short. I hate those Norman shorts).
A lot of very bad movies start with meandering driving scenes. Oh man I forgot how bad this was. I may not be up for it. Ok. It starts like other great movies, Manos and Psychotronic Man, with meandering driving. Nice and slow. This movie screams INEPT! much more loudly than most. Still, the blond in this is crazily beautiful. This is, indeed, very funny, top tier, pretty hysterical. I’m resistant to it a little, dunno why. But once it gets going, man it’s funny. He sells slolor panls at a 50% discount....or he buys them? He gives somebody a million dollars off of something. And she is the Victoria’s Secret cover model, which is a step up from modeling in a weird 1 hour photomat. It’s hard to believe how stupid this is. Such as seals. First cartoon birds.🦅 Now it’s weird Yoko-esque Imagine Peace thing. The guy who gave away a million in discounts just made a billion dollars now. SoarPaunls. Wow, full song Hanging Out With My Family, as dumb dude billionaire and hot blonde dance. This movie only has one single redeeming quality,and she’s in blue underwear now. The shock and terror has finally started. Animated computer gifs of birds, some that explode, are suddenly everywhere outside after moron has sex with blonde. So much driving and parking. They also spend s lot of time outdoors, considering they might wanna avoid birds. Damned spruce bark beetles and global warming! Mountain lion! Gotta go! Tiny small forest fires breaking out on random tree branches . Imagine song ripoff. I guess the movie makes up for the abrupt ending by continuing to end for a long time. I feel like I have to grade or critique on the full experience, so this is top tier. Excluding Norman short, it’s just really funny. The movie on its own, like The Room does all the work. Sometimes that’s how it is. This is clearly top tier, overall. (Live one)
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