Gamera vs Zigra

 Gamera vs Zigra. Color, 1971 mst316. And we have Kenny. So Zigra is from some other planet or something. But we’re visiting SeaWorld right now. This Kenny has much too short shorts. Kenny and other annoying child, Helen, skip school and stow away on their dad’s fishing boat. They see a ufo. I think dolphins are involved or something. The ufo looks like a bowl of skittles. Gamera, friend to all children is here! Boat with kids n dads beamed onboard candy spaceship. There’s a hot Japanese alien lady in green turtleneck leotard, with a silver one piece bathing suit on top, accented with a black belt, like Santa Claus wears. But she’s s kinda hot. She interrupts tv shows to say she’s gonna cause a big earthquake. This spaceship interior is weird. I guess Zigra is, like, on top with his head poking in? He’s covered in cobwebs. I don’t know but big environmental message. Gamera’s back theme song!! Helen's dress is just as bad as Kenny’s shorts. Put some pants on these Japanese kids. The movie has degenerated into a lengthy argument about fish. Asian Wayne Newton wants some fish, but sea world wants the fish too. Alien is in a bikini now. It’s safe to say things have gotten weird. Sammy Davis jr lol. Gamera is underwater fighting with a hat, powered by a clown brain. Wait. I guess Zigra is like a giant pointy sharp shark. Hey, hot alien lady isn’t an alien, she was under Zigra’s influence. Luckily if people say AaaaHhh at you loudly, it breaks the spell. Zigra can talk! He’s a big talking fish. He can stand up on land now. Helen wants a coke. Gamera is finally beating up Zigra. Now he’s playing Zigra like a xylophone. Really. Reprise of the Gamera theme song, the end. Sandy Frank. This was the mst’s last Gamera movie. It was funny but hard to get through towards the end. It’s a little low in the top tier, but still top tier, classic.