Kill and Kill Again. (Rifftrax color 70s or 80s) Kung fu movie. 6mins in and it’s great. Hot blonde and karate guy who is too cool for everything. Good picture too—but not widescreen. Exploding champagne bottle! Quip: it must have been domestic! Asian Bond wannabe? Is he even Asian? Nobody is Asian. But he’s gathered a team of 2 guys and the hot blonde is still there. Dude's name is Chase, him and a big black guy and a white guy from a trailer park are all going to rescue blonde girl's dad from potato thieves or something. It’s all about potatoes. I think they’re in South Africa. Bad guy has very fake beard and mustache, and a girlfriend who may have been a Pink Lady in Grease, leather jacket, pink hair, scarf. The hot blonde is named Candy Kane. She knows where Steve Chase can find The Fly. The Fly lives in the Wrapped Around Your Finger by the Police video. Whole ragtag team of idiots is assembled for the big potato rescue. Such a dumb movie, but fairly fun. Mike's Nick Nolte impression excluded ( I HATE Mike's oft used Nick Nolte impression), this is a mostly excellent one.
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