Fugitive Rage. (1996, color, Rifftrax). Ross Hagan…has this guy ever been in a movie that didn’t suck? Woman, ex cop is in prison for shooting a drug dealer, mafia guy in court. So, women’s prison movie? At least so far, 15mins into it. There’s a lady guard who wears a black blazer with low cut black leotard top under. She couldn’t look less like a prison guard. I wonder how much lesbian stuff we’re going to get into. Well, looks like none. They don’t close anyone’s doors in this prison. It has bars but the doors just stay open. Doesn’t matter, she only spent one night in jail. After a fight an oily guy named O’Keefe gets her out to help do something. He works for the government. Brings her to a safe house run by a Bret Sommers impersonator. Wow, a Jailhouse Rock mention in the riffs! Ross Hagan just went to the women’s prison to kidnap a woman the other woman has known for a day. Lead actress naked in shower now, so that’s not nothing. Ok, that has ended. Seemed much much more like a 1986 movie, than 1996. It had funny parts, and it was generally ok. Second Tier.
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