Super Mario Bros, 1992 color Rifftrax. Only sitting thru it for the hdtgm ep afterwards. This movie is stupid in the extreme. I hate this movie. Hating the Rifftrax too. Movie is loud and stupid and the riffing is excessively loud and annoying. Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Samantha Mathis and Dennis Hopper are all in this terrible terrible movie. Pretty unfortunate visual of the twin towers partially destroyed. The plot...I hate to...but there’s a parallel universe, some bullshit about dinosaurs and reptilians and a piece of a meteor that a princess has. It’s just a loud, confusing ugly movie. Too much is happening onscreen all the time, and all of it accompanied by a cacophony of yelling. It is an assault. The movie is painful. The riff is not great, but I guess it’s keeping things afloat—no way I could watch this without Rifftrax. Truly, how the fuck did this get made? I guess it’s meant to be a children’s movie? I mean, it certainly isn’t for adults, but not sure what kids it’s for either. At one hour 04 we find out Dennis Hopper, a reptilian, has some kinda mushroom prisoner except the mushroom is sorta part of this whole parallel dimension? Hoskins and Leguizamo are dressed like the Night At the Roxy guys. One is yellow other is Red. Wait. Now they are dressed like jockeys. This might be how they look in the game I’ve never played that this was based on. I really hate this awful movie. Noisy chaos. Stupid. There had to be a big budget for this total crap. More very unfortunate World Trade Center imagery. Ok, that ended. What a pile of shit! I don’t blame Rifftrax on this one, it’s still third tier, but I don’t blame them. WTF could be done? Garbage.
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