Gamera vs Guiron

 Gamera vs Guiron color, 60s. Mst312. Lol, very slow dubbing so far. And here are the stupid children. This is a funny one so far. There’s a guy named Cornjob. He's like a real Japanese man playing a Japanese stereotype. Imagine Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's, but played by an actial Asian person. It's weird.  Loving this one. Music is great. Two idiot kids find and fly off in a spaceship. Gamera! Gamera theme song too!  Kids end up on planet of the stupid fake creatures with knife heads. This is wacky. Kids are on planet Terra which is exactly opposite Earth on other side of sun. This has to be the best of the Gamera movies. It’s the most fun. Even the kid with the shorts isn’t too annoying, nor or his shorts too short. They’re in the I Dream of Jeannie bottle now, and there’s 2 hot alien ladies. They’re Japanese but dubbed by diner waitresses from Wisconsin. “You die Joe!” Flashback to previous Gamera movies! The chubby Kenny! This is a classic episode in the top tier. The sexy alien ladies plan to eat the brains of the two children. Obviously. Back on earth: “hello. Thank you. Hello, thank you”. Cornjob will help. Knife head Guiron can shoot throwing stars out of his head? WTF?  Gamera repairs the spaceship!?!? This is an excellent episode. Top Tier