Kill or Be Killed. (1977 Rifftrax color) Nazis! Kung fu! Wtf? Real wacky Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October type Nazi and his midget have a karate training camp in the middle of a desert. Some kinda big contest. Also some diamond smuggling. Dude fighting a pack of dogs now. Ok so one karate guy and his hot girl both want to break their contracts and leave the karate training camp in the middle of desert. They escape in a VW Beetle, which they attach a sail to. 32 mins in, that’s what’s happening. It is set to music. 70s music. The girl, Olga, has been recaptured and is in a halter top now. The 20 greatest fighters are being gathered by the midget for the Nazi. Montage of around the world fighters. The fighting is nonstop. Extremely dull and repetitive. Weird movie. Filmed in South Africa. The movie looks good. The midget is the star and hero of this movie. Wow! Now that’s the kind of ending I like! And abrupt suicide by gun and The End. It can be tiring, but this is a top Rifftrax.
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