Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. Rifftrax Color 70s. Wow. This is some crazy shit. There’s a movie within the movie with separate credits and everything, called Thumbelina. This is constant WTF. There are giant frogs and moles. This movie is a story being told by a sweaty Santa whose sleigh is crash landed in Florida and all the reindeer abandoned him to go back to the North Pole. Thumbelina is pretty so a frog wants to marry her. This really is truly hallucinatory stuff. I can’t tell exactly how creepy this is. Pretty creepy. There’s an old mole wanting to marry her now. This is after the frog who kidnapped her also wanted to marry her. The old mole Digger, has $$ so Thumbelina is advised to marry the rich old mole. There’s gotta be a weird porn version of this somewhere. There’s a weird bluebird too. Great Norwegian Wood riff! Thumbelina escapes marriage by flying away with bluebird, who drops her off where her own people live and it turns out she’s long lost queen of the flower children. It’s like the ugly duckling or that Blind Melon video. The end, for that Thumbelina part. But now we’re back to sweaty Santa in Florida who told this story to some kids, and a dog. This is crazier than Manos or Birdemic....this is really nuts. I have to call this top tier. So crazy. By the time the ice cream bunny shows up, I really am ready to stop watching, but sticking with it. OK. The end. Wow. yeah. I'm gonna need some time to recover.
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