Replica

 Replica. Rifftrax color 2000s I think. 

This is another James Nyguen movie. He did Birdemic. Lots of green screen in this. Almost all of it. Actors are super amateur.  I’m 14 mins in and its quite a funny one, and you can tell when the three riffers seem in a good mood too. Movie is so inept. Scenes just kinda come and go, fade in fade out...  There’s a big dumb salesman with a new kidney and his hot blonde dr. Since he got the new kidney his computer chip sales have dropped. The cute blonde organ transplant surgeon is really bad at her lines. But all the actors suck. Another lame salesman and another blonde who is a much worse actor and not as hot as the Birdemic blonde. Same locations. Parking and driving....lots.  Nguyen is obsessed with San Francisco. South Bay.  Stock options... more Birdemic dialogue.  This is real bad stuff.  21mins.  Falling in love montage. Back at the all green screen weird office. 100 million microchips just sold. They’re no sohlahr pnls.  Ok. The doctor is in a bikini. Still less hot than Birdemic girl, but pretty hot.  Lol, she’s dead! Lol! In a very very slow moving “accident” not shown, but the lead up was—2 cars on an empty road driving slowly toward each other at under 5mph, cut to cemetery. But given the name of the movie, she’ll be back. Holy fuck, wtf is happening? The cops are asking dumb guy all these questions like he murdered her. The car accident as I described, was a hit n run. Lol. She’s back with different hair. It’s her clone. Lol mad scientist. G wine?! God? Clone blonde dead.  Over. This was a pretty excellent one. James Nguyen is a modern day Coleman Francis. Sorta. It isn't as funny as Birdemic, but it is still Top Tier funny!

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